Countess Dionysus is ready to train all you scared little shit sluts how to eat every drop of Her massive poops.
STEP #1
Remember to relax. Do not stress yourself worrying about the smell or taste.
STEP #2
Place a walnut size turd inside your mouth. Hold it there for 5 minutes.
STEP #3
Swallow the savoured turd.
STEP #4
Proceed by placing the remaining turds inside your mouth until dog bowl is empty.