Hi there. So, you’ve liked my big asshole so much, you’ve decided you want to eat my poop. Ha ha ha, you’re a naughty boy aren’t you? You want my tasty turd in your dirty mouth? You want to taste me? I tell you what a jerk you are before you eat my poop, and how flavorful my shit is going to be for you when you eat it. I know you want to have my shit inside you, don’t you. Well, you are going to get your wish, you lucky boy. And if anyone ever knew you liked to eat shit from big assholes they would think you are bad, and dirty, and gross. But I understand. In fact… I love it, my toilet.