Well, tits. I’m out of body wash. I do have to go to the bathroom really badly… maybe I’ll make a new body wash out of my pee and poop instead!
Just kidding, apparently… I can’t get the damn cap off the container lmao
I have to go SO badly that I can’t hold it as I struggle to get the stupid lid off the container. So I resort to the nonexistent backup plan and just start shitting straight into my hand. I piss all over the floor and shit a combination of soft, liquid diarrhea and normal stool that plops loudly on the shower floor.