Mmm! Look at this delicious corn on the cob! I love eating corn because it doesn’t digest all the way! The next day my poop is going to be filled with undigested corn kernels! It turns me on so much thinking about how I am eating the food that will turn into my shit! Watch as I eat the entire ear of corn while talking very dirty to you! I can’t wait until tomorrow when it’s time to shit out my corn flecked poop!
It’s time! It’s time to push out my corn shit! I show you my eaten corn on the cob from yesterday. I’m going to try to poop right on it! I grunt and struggle to push out a load of shit. I have to force this poop out of my ass. It’s a small, moist load of shit, but look at all that corn! It’s completely filled with undigested, yellow corn! Look how pretty it is! And how dirty! I wonder how my corn shit tastes!? I pick up the poop and show it to you. I pick out a poopy kernel and put it in my mouth. Mmm! It’s sweet! I swallow my poopy corn! Oh yum! It’s so dirty and delicious!
I’m so turned on from pooping out my corny shit and eating the undigested corn! I need to get really dirty now! I take my corny poop and smear it on the eaten corn cob. I’m going to fuck my shithole with the cob! Watch as I push my poopy corn cob into my asshole! Oh fuck! It feels amazing! I’m fucking my dirty ass with a shit smeared corn on the cob! I poop the cob out and then push it back into my ass! I love fucking my poophole with all kinds of naughty stuff! This day old corn cob is so nasty! It’s making my shithole feels so good!
I love being a dirty corn fucker!