My poor intestines have been constipated for 5 days. My human toilet needs to take the Greyhound bus to see family members who are getting married a few hours away this afternoon, and he will not be back before tomorrow. He was already running late, so I took the bull by the horns, and I decided to use some Miralax. After waiting an hour, still nothing :O
I really wanted to empty my bowels from this crazy quantity of shit right into his devoted stomach, so I pushed my body even further to rush it out with my biggest enema.
