When I get back from the gym, a toilet is already waiting for me. Today I want to test it to see if it can do its job by swallowing everything. I’ll try to do it slowly so that it all goes down piece by piece. Soon after a few pieces the situation gets out of hand and I do it all in his face, but how many have I done today?! I try to push with a vintage vibrator trying to unclog it but nothing doing, it’s clogged. He has no choice but to call the plumber to unclog my toilet.
